Monday, September 21, 2009

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Drake's equation

Qualche volta noi esseri umani ci diamo proprio la zappa sui piedi. Negli anni '60 tal Frank Drake, astronomo americano, tentò di formulare un equazione per fare una stima numerica sul numero (probabilità) di potenziali civiltà intelligenti extraterrestri that we encounter along our stay in this universe. The equation is as follows.




Where:
N is the number of advanced extraterrestrial civilizations in the galaxy.

R * is the rate of star formation in the Milky Way
fp is the fraction of stars that have planets
it is the number of planets to the solar system in a position to host life forms
fl is the fraction of planets that it has actually developed the life
fi fl is the fraction of planets on which intelligent beings have evolved
fc is the fraction of intelligent beings can (and will) to communicate
fm è la frazione di esseri intelligenti in grado di raggiungere e colonizzare più pianeti (non sempre considerata)
L è la stima della durata di queste civiltà evolute

Non c'è bisogno di dire che i valori risultati dalle osservazioni erano a dir poco disastrosi. Tanto che i primi ad essere annunciati stimavano un valore di N minore di uno. Il che in parole povere è come dire che la matematica ci considera delle forme di vita collocabili fra i mitocondri e le ragazze di Non è la Rai in quanto a intelligenza.
Accortisi della gaffe, scaltri e lesti si affrettarono a rimaneggiare il risultato, pervenendo al risultato per cui N era semplicemente uno. Questo però non fu altro che un insabbiamento. Si certo, N=1 ci salvava la faccia dalla spudoratezza della matematica, mettendo al sicuro la razza umana qualche gradino sopra le amebe nella scala dell'intelligenza delle specie, ma al contempo buttò al cesso il lavoro di Drake e congiunti, riducendo uno studio potenzialmente interessante in un cumulo di aria fritta.
Certo perchè dire "siamo soli nell'universo perchè ancora non abbiamo incontrato nessuno" non è molto diverso dal dire "gli sbreghels non esistono perchè ancora la sflitta del blutereggo non ha scattato". Molto poco scientifico.
Come quando alle superiori si parte dal risultato copiato dal libro e si cambiano man mano i dati per far tornare tutto...aggiungi un segno qui, leva una quantità lì, dividiamo tutto per 87 (the division by 87 is a proven theorem, but which refer discussion below), and voila! Confuse the listener and never find the error. It 's done! We are smart! PHEW!
But just look at the equation to see which errors were committed. At first glance you realize how frightening gaps in the choice of parameters.
First I add the 0V (zero VU). That is the parameter zero desire to know. And he has not even said that once they discover that exist want to meet ...
I, for example, I were them, there'd be away as much as possible ... I can not stand the ground, let alone if I had to split the soul with the aliens ... then Who knows what kinds of problems they have ... the ninth, that they stay at home with their alien paranoia, and we do our cocks. (Author's note: this last statement is in full harmony with the new ministerial guidelines when it comes to foreign policy)
The second factor is the factor that would add C. The crisis. What do we know that maybe there's a crisis on their planet, and can not visit us, because they can not afford to interstellar travel? Maybe they want to as well, but between fuel, food, tolls, etc.-star would not do. Sad.
Another factor is the factor "i". The factor is the invisibility. Put the case that sti fucking aliens are invisible. And if in addition to the factor "I" was added to the factor "m", would also silent and invisible as well. Poor. Maybe I am on earth for a lot of time trying to get noticed, but we will kill hundreds passing through, simply because we are not technologically advanced enough to even see them.
short.
Too many factors, too much confusion .. fatevelo say a ufologist.
then ... What the fuck would you say to an alien?

Marwich "alien Hey hello, I'm Marwich, and an earth. "
Alien " !"/&£%£$£/$£() 010 001 101 1001 0110 101 01 0100 0 "
Marwich: "Yes Listen, this is called the iPod, put these two headsets in two of the seven who have ears, hit play and you're good until you have returned to get you. I read. Nice to see you."
Alien " !)"(£// !£("?=£(/£(£/&£§°§°§ is * 383832102938asdhakdjshak "
Marwich " aho, and raised in ET ... give fuck "

In short, it would be an unpleasant and embarrassing situation. Even worse than meeting live Gigi d'Alessio.
The only result incoraggiante, dal mio punto di vista, fornito dall'equazione di drake è che non è totalmente escludibile l'esistenza dei trasformers, meglio noti anche come autobot, noti alieni formati da pezzi di ricambio di auto dotati di vita propria grazie all'olocron, che viaggiano nello spazio alla ricerca dell'energon. Magari prima o poi verranno sulla terra. Si, certo, la probabilità è molto bassa, lo so!...ma è pur sempre una probabilità, il che mi rende speranzoso. E positivo.
Io incontrerò Commander.
Grazie dottor Drake.


Ps: ora che mi ricordo ci sarebbe anche il fattore "R". Ovvero il fattore religione. Eh si, secondo più o meno tutte le religioni del mondo, noi uomini siamo the only species pupil more or less all the pantheon ever invented (tiè! I did a blow to all religions .. sorry but I enjoy it.), which would reduce the alien life forms of B-series, then why not with our intelligence. That would eliminate the whole, since not being able to move us further away of the moon, let alone those of beggars godless aliens. But the idea of \u200b\u200btransformers
attracts me more, so we will adopt the simplification of the theorem of atheism, so I can finally meet Optimus Prime.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

East India Escorts In Nj

una precisazione


About of this article, we report here in the mail addressed to the Director of the newspaper in order to emphasize that the Stupor Mundi Chorus is quite foreign to these vicende.Non Spiro is a battle against Santoro, who in his private is free to act as he believes, is just a clarification!



Dear Director,



are the creator and founder of the Stupor Mundi Chorus I am writing to say a few words about the article by AR Pal. published on page. 17 on 10/09/2009 with the title of President and former Proloco assessore.Riporto verbatim the words on my choir "Santoro is also known for his work and sing in the Stupor Mundi Chorus, a choir that takes care of spreading the culture and tradition of the songs from the Middle Ages to the Present ". I would include the journalist who has written the article: 1) Why the emphasis the name of the choir and its purpose in an article where I highlighted the work activities performed by Mr. Spyridon Santoro.Cantare is not a job is a hobby that unites us, everyone gives their free time and your own voice. There are other interests of the fund but only community spirit and cultural heritage. These are the basic rules of the choir as well as mutual respect. The Stupor Mundi Chorus is an amateur choir founded by me with the help of Maestro Fabio Anti, it is born of love for our land, our traditions and art in all its forms in order to promote the development totalità.Sottolineo human being again that for me and the choir is a passion not a way to make money, rather it provides their free time and not just to keep this project alive. I demand, therefore, explanation and correction of 'article about this combination Spyridon Santoro Stupor Mundi Chorus and why we have received negative publicity gratuita.In waiting for your kind reply, I offer




Yours Regards


Dr. Joseph Luccarelli